How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Poop swing

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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