- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Sophie Cameron is Gay

You're welcome!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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