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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What walks on it's hands My uncle

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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