" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Misner is a twat.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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