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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

You see how lame this is?

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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