A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock Knock Go Away

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Misner is a twat.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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