what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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