- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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