- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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