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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Women's rights

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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