- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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