- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

God

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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