Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Roey Jegen

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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My pet rock died.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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