- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

penis

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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