Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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