You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Fat people

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

PEANIS!

Why did the book disappear?

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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