- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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