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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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