- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

I love pissing people off :P

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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