What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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i like cats

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

A homeless man comes home from work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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