A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

thumb_up thumb_down +41

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

thumb_up thumb_down +11

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -179

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +154

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

thumb_up thumb_down +140

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops