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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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School

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Anti Joke

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