- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

F? No k

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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