What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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This is not an anti joke.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Barack Obama

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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