What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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