- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

This sentence is false.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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