- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I pooped.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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