OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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knock knock

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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