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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Help I'm being raped!

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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