What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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penis

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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