- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

yes... that's the joke

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why didn't he finish his

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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