I drive a 'rarri

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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