1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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