- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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