How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Yo mamas so fat.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

I pooped.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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