What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What color is red paint? Red

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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