What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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A midget walks under a bar

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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