- Anti Joke

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

cancer

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

cancer

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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The Anti Joke Book

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

cancer

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.