- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

This sentence is false.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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