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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Hi

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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