Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Dyslexics have more nuf!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

F? No k

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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