A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

your mother

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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