- Anti Joke

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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