Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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