Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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mark lawson likes boys

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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