what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Illumati Confirmed

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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i have to pee out my ass.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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