Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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The jets are a good team..

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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