- Anti Joke

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.