Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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