What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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women rights

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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