- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

This is not an anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Barack Obama

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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