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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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