Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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That's what she didn't say

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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420

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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