What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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