- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What's 9+10? 19

woman's rights

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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