- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Guess what? Holocaust

What black and has children A black man

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

pudding

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Health food.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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