two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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bacon

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Santa isn't real

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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