His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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your mom died.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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