Win industrial estate, Newry

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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stinky boner

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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