Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Gorden Brown.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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