- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

I had sex with my mother in law

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

yes... that's the joke

Cheese stick

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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