- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Knock knock ... No ones home

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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