- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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