- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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