OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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knock knock

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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fruit salad?

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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